Clementines.

Nov 20

justneedtobreathe:

Post-it note art

Nov 19

Now I understand why I am starting to feel like an alien.

A judge is a law student who grades his own papers. -H.L Mencken

NERDS.

Nov 18

This makes me sad…and simultaneously happy that someone has created a blog to mock them. Hump day.

stfumarrieds:

Submitted by Shelby

wow. love the jacket. wish I had her figure. also wish she wore shirts a bit. just a bit.

ryanbrown:

“Images About “The Private Lives of Pippa Lee” New York Premiere - Arrivals and Blake Lively”

Few days late, but!

somehow I feel that whenever I get married these will be somewhat close to the photos I will ask for. not too mushy and food-focused.

justbesplendid:

sweet love

Nov 16

theslyestfox:

faith in humanity: restored!

tnkcmndr:

this gave me goosebumps

thedailywhat:

Selfless Hero of the Day: Galeforce winds came and blew Brighton, Victoria, resident Sue Drummond’s beloved Maltese-shitzu Bibi right off Brighton Pier.
Without a second though, passer-by Raden Soemawinata stripped down to his skivvies and plunged into the water to rescue the stray pup.

Bonus: Mr. Soemawinata happened to be at the Pier on that fateful day to scatter the ashes of his deceased grandmother.

The entire ordeal was captured on camera by onlooker Chris Scott.

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Nov 12

Ok, ok…I know people do this all the time, but I just want to know if these outcomes are generated with some serious logarithm that is written into the website code, or if it’s just some dude that is bored in his cubicle at Google and thinks people need a laugh now and again. If it’s the latter, I want to be his friend.

sidenote: there are 52,600 results for “why is there a dead pakistani on my couch?”…all other questions seem valid.