Little Sour. Little Sweet. Always Fun. Main Entry: clem·en·tine Pronunciation: \ˈkle-mən-ˌtēn, -ˌtīn\ Function: noun Etymology: French clémentine probably from Clément Rodier, French priest who discovered the hybrid ca. 1902, Date: 1943, : a small, nearly-seedless citrus fruit that is probably a hybrid between a tangerine and an orange. Tumblr (3.0; @23clementines)http://23clementines.tumblr.com/<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ULjCSK0oOlI&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ULjCSK0oOlI&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>It’s the little things that get you through the day.  Piccolos and chair dancing…Chevy Chase (definite <a href="http://images.allposters.com/images/peph/cc2b3.jpg" target="_blank">babe, circa 1977</a>).</p>http://23clementines.tumblr.com/post/288264693http://23clementines.tumblr.com/post/288264693Thu, 17 Dec 2009 21:15:23 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/lHAshi4vdbg&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/lHAshi4vdbg&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>26 hours and I will be done, sheesh.</p>http://23clementines.tumblr.com/post/287875637http://23clementines.tumblr.com/post/287875637Thu, 17 Dec 2009 15:43:40 -0500<img src="http://9.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kus741tEhQ1qzaxkio1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Last one.</p>http://23clementines.tumblr.com/post/287101641http://23clementines.tumblr.com/post/287101641Thu, 17 Dec 2009 00:26:25 -0500<img src="http://23.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kukjfiIoqq1qzaxkio1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>I have never looked forward to the end of something more.</p>http://23clementines.tumblr.com/post/280995426http://23clementines.tumblr.com/post/280995426Sat, 12 Dec 2009 21:11:42 -0500<img src="http://11.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kugoj4Vsv61qz8hvko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>AMAZING. I love America. Love. It.</p> <p><a href="http://aloladay.com/post/278140235/the-photo-of-photos" target="_blank">sumfight</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a>The photo of photos</a></p> </blockquote>http://23clementines.tumblr.com/post/278322104http://23clementines.tumblr.com/post/278322104Thu, 10 Dec 2009 21:29:25 -0500“Now that you won’t ever have to work again, I hope you won’t quit law school.”<br/><br/> - <em><p>Professor Conley, stand-up comedian and civil procedure expert, in response to a Facebook class action notification.</p> <p>Expected profit from settlement:<a href="http://www.beaconclasssettlement.com/" target="_blank"> $0.00</a> (in direct proportion to how much I care)</p></em>http://23clementines.tumblr.com/post/275061893http://23clementines.tumblr.com/post/275061893Tue, 08 Dec 2009 16:08:00 -0500<img src="http://16.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuc8gcXkWK1qzaxkio1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>A <a href="http://www.wordle.net/create" target="_blank">Wordle</a> of my property outline.  My life is sad.</p>http://23clementines.tumblr.com/post/274701212http://23clementines.tumblr.com/post/274701212Tue, 08 Dec 2009 09:33:48 -0500<img src="http://14.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktzq6yqm7f1qzaxkio1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I <img src="http://www.familyhelper.net/heart/heartgifs/heart4848.gif" height="21" width="21"/> NAP.</p> <p>In honor of Miss Stewart.</p>http://23clementines.tumblr.com/post/265234223http://23clementines.tumblr.com/post/265234223Tue, 01 Dec 2009 15:28:00 -0500<img src="http://11.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktnyfqRlK21qzdkb1o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>oh hey…i remember this.</p> <p><a href="http://thisisnthappiness.com/post/265156499/might-and-wonder" target="_blank">nevver</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://mightandwonder.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">Might and Wonder</a></p> </blockquote>http://23clementines.tumblr.com/post/265217478http://23clementines.tumblr.com/post/265217478Tue, 01 Dec 2009 15:09:49 -0500<img src="http://2.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktex4rukHt1qa4guso1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://justneedtobreathe.tumblr.com/post/250842278" target="_blank">justneedtobreathe</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Post-it note art</p> </blockquote>http://23clementines.tumblr.com/post/250881342http://23clementines.tumblr.com/post/250881342Fri, 20 Nov 2009 10:40:09 -0500<p>A <a href="http://fantasyscotus.net/" target="_blank">judge is a law student</a> who grades his own papers. -H.L Mencken</p> <p>NERDS.</p>http://23clementines.tumblr.com/post/249941094http://23clementines.tumblr.com/post/249941094Thu, 19 Nov 2009 15:26:26 -0500<img src="http://11.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt554pSrQb1qzyr9yo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This makes me sad…and simultaneously happy that someone has created a blog to mock them.  Hump day.</p> <p><a href="http://stfumarrieds.tumblr.com/post/247671298/submitted-by-shelby" target="_blank">stfumarrieds</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Submitted by Shelby</p> </blockquote>http://23clementines.tumblr.com/post/249032028http://23clementines.tumblr.com/post/249032028Wed, 18 Nov 2009 20:22:49 -0500<img src="http://12.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktbc3t16Sx1qz73syo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>wow.  love the jacket.  wish I had her figure.  also wish she wore shirts a bit.  just a bit.</p> <p><a href="http://ryanbrown.tumblr.com/post/248567390/images-about-the-private-lives-of-pippa-lee-new" target="_blank">ryanbrown</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>“Images About <a>“The Private Lives of Pippa Lee” New York Premiere - Arrivals</a> and <a>Blake Lively</a>”</p> <p>Few days late, but!</p> </blockquote>http://23clementines.tumblr.com/post/248816583http://23clementines.tumblr.com/post/248816583Wed, 18 Nov 2009 16:34:33 -0500<img src="http://22.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktard3hb1d1qzvsqto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>somehow I feel that whenever I get married these will be somewhat close to the photos I will ask for.  not too mushy and food-focused.</p> <p><a href="http://justbesplendid.tumblr.com/post/248275033/sweet-love" target="_blank">justbesplendid</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>sweet love</p> </blockquote>http://23clementines.tumblr.com/post/248547729http://23clementines.tumblr.com/post/248547729Wed, 18 Nov 2009 10:56:35 -0500<img src="http://20.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kswdshnlUm1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://theslyestfox.tumblr.com/post/239451748/faith-in-humanity-restored-tnkcmndr-this" target="_blank">theslyestfox</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>faith in humanity: restored!</p> <p><a href="http://tnkcmndr.tumblr.com/post/239282452/this-gave-me-goosebumps-thedailywhat-selfless" target="_blank">tnkcmndr</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>this gave me goosebumps</p> <p><a href="http://thedw.us/post/239200778/selfless-hero-of-the-day-galeforce-winds-came-and" target="_blank">thedailywhat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><b>Selfless Hero of the Day:</b> Galeforce winds came and blew Brighton, Victoria, resident Sue Drummond’s beloved Maltese-shitzu Bibi <a href="http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/hello-bibi-i-feared-you-were-gone/story-e6frf7jo-1225762439807" target="_blank">right off Brighton Pier</a>.<br/>Without a second though, passer-by Raden Soemawinata stripped down to his skivvies and plunged into the water to rescue the stray pup.</p> <p>Bonus: Mr. Soemawinata happened to be at the Pier on that fateful day to scatter the ashes of his deceased grandmother.</p> <p>The entire ordeal <a href="http://www.news.com.au/gallery/0,22010,5059667-5006020,00.html#" target="_blank">was captured on camera</a> by onlooker Chris Scott.</p> <p>[<a href="http://digg.com/pets_animals/Guy_Jumps_Off_Pier_To_Save_Woman_s_Dog_pics" target="_blank">via</a>.]</p> </blockquote> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://23clementines.tumblr.com/post/246039156http://23clementines.tumblr.com/post/246039156Mon, 16 Nov 2009 09:31:35 -0500<img src="http://15.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt0dqgRfjr1qzaxkio1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Ok, ok…I know people do this all the time, but I just want to know if these outcomes are generated with some serious logarithm that is written into the website code, or if it’s just some <a href="http://www.gearfuse.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/nerd.jpg" target="_blank">dude</a> that is bored in his cubicle at Google and thinks people need a laugh now and again.  If it’s the latter, I want to be his friend.</p> <p>sidenote: there are 52,600 results for “why is there a dead pakistani on my couch?”…all other questions seem valid.</p>http://23clementines.tumblr.com/post/241674279http://23clementines.tumblr.com/post/241674279Thu, 12 Nov 2009 13:23:00 -0500<img src="http://13.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt0diljTRo1qzaxkio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>If Don Draper had gone to my high school life would have been grand.</p>http://23clementines.tumblr.com/post/241671089http://23clementines.tumblr.com/post/241671089Thu, 12 Nov 2009 13:18:21 -0500<object width="400" height="322"><param name="movie" value="http://www.dailymotion.com/swf/x2alt1" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><embed src="http://www.dailymotion.com/swf/x2alt1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="322" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Hump day.</p>http://23clementines.tumblr.com/post/240378018http://23clementines.tumblr.com/post/240378018Wed, 11 Nov 2009 11:01:27 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/R1MYdxoulwQ&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/R1MYdxoulwQ&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Hopefully the stupidity of this will get me through Monday.</p> <p><a href="http://julieklausner.tumblr.com/post/234027400/if-the-genius-who-made-this-video-were-ever-to" target="_blank">julieklausner</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>If the genius who made this video were ever to join forces with the <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtX8nswnUKU" target="_blank">Kittens Inspired by Kittens</a> girl and the kids who made this <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9p1ILMWHn_Y" target="_blank">homage</a> to <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WALKbCNlU2c" target="_blank">Julie & Jackie</a>, I fear I’d have to move to outer space, just to keep myself safe from the TERRIFYING REIGN OF TALENT that will soon control us all.</p> <p>[Via <a href="http://halinanewberrygrant.tumblr.com/post/234021288/this-just-won-best-sketch-of-internet-best" target="_blank">halinanewberrygrant</a>:<a href="http://erockappel.com/post/233741657/i-kind-of-think-that-this-video-is-the-best-video" target="_blank">erockappel</a>:<a href="http://whatevs.net/post/232904438/this-is-the-best-burrito-ive-ever-eaten" target="_blank">gregrutter</a>]</p> </blockquote>http://23clementines.tumblr.com/post/237719872http://23clementines.tumblr.com/post/237719872Sun, 08 Nov 2009 23:46:24 -0500<img src="http://4.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksoxpo7U6T1qzaxkio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>One day, I will have a room like this.</p>http://23clementines.tumblr.com/post/234963038http://23clementines.tumblr.com/post/234963038Fri, 06 Nov 2009 09:03:24 -0500